What Counts Is What Lies Beneath

So this is it folks... The new window for Waterstone's, this time using one of my pieces in a gardening window! Adds a bit of glamour to the normally perceived as quite stuffy pass-time.... thoughts on postcards please.

Physician, Heal Thyself

Dude. Did you see?? My work was totes actually in the window of Waterstone's in Tunbridge Wells. Like actually in the window. Not by accident either. It was like totally supposed to be there.

This window was for Valentine's Day 2012 and guess what?? I have more work going in soon. Again, it's totally supposed to be there. Like they actually wanted my work in their window. AGAIN. Jeez. I mean I'm actually in demand. Amazeballs. 

Didn't We Almost Have It All?

Sometimes there are things that get me really mad. Public urination, when I miss Coronation Street and Lady Gaga to name but a few. Then there are the things that make me really upset. The final episode of Will & Grace, Bette Midler's The Wind Beneath My Wings and when I spill on clothes that are clean on.

Then there are the things that make me so mad I burst into tears. Like when I think the deadline for a certain competition is a day later than it actually is.

Damage Control

This is hoodles and oodles old..... and I cannot for the life of me remember why that bitch hasn't made her way onto my blog - she managed to slide her way onto my website. Cheeky minx.

I Will Follow You Into The Dark

The latest is Cleopatra. A lovely lady indeed.

Anyways, I am feeling another series coming on....and just to reveal it straight off (I probably should do something really dramatic and build up suspense somehow). Alas I think none of us is that bothered. So it will be like my Hollywood Legends series, but Music Legends instead........
Make of that what you will. Peace

I'm So Happy You're So Happy

Sometimes all is well. And sometimes it isn't.

Will You Miss Me When I'm Gone?

Again, I am sorry for not posting but I thought I would give you the chance to miss me for a while. This lovely lady is Eurydice, who was lost to the Underworld from her love Orpheus, who proceeded to travel down there to get her back. 

It's been a while since I did this image and now I'm feeling the absence of constant image making in my life. I plan to overcome this by perhaps adding more to my Hollywood project with stars that I didn't get round to doing because quite frankly they were cut from the editorial. Hopefully this will stop me from being quite so bored that jsdbavjdshbjbhjfffffdkmsnjbds oops, sorry, it happened again. My head hit the keyboard because I was that bored to death by myself.
Time to get hella wasted.

A Spark, To Pierce The Dark

I think it's about time I shared my whole Hollywood Royalty project with you. Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin...

Audrey Hepburn:

Ava Gardner:

 Brigitte Bardot:

 Cary Grant:

 Clark Gable:

 Elizabeth Taylor:

 Grace Kelly:

 Greta Garbo:

 James Dean:

 Marilyn Monroe:

 Rita Hayworth:

 Rock Hudson:

 Vivien Leigh:

My Heart Belongs To Mummy

Lord knows my mother is great. I love the woman to bits but I don’t tell her as often as I should. Therefore, I am celebrating my mother, and all mothers in general, and how actually fantastic they are at their jobs. My mum loves Grace Kelly; her style and her elegance, and so I am celebrating my mother by channelling this international icon of beauty and style.